#let the Borghen bullying begin...

[asheanon]

❛ Tell me how you did that. ❜ (for Nat)

From: ❝𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞❞ rp meme

"Mm, by moving that cylinder to the left and stabilizing the mount..."

She spoke with an enthusiasm rarely witnessed beyond the reception of unspeakable horrors, beautiful women and smokin' hot "villainry."

Before them both lay a monstrous, mechanical myriad of "divine punishment." Judgment day, if it had propellers. A behemoth of a vessel, armed to its metaphorical teeth - though, literal teeth could be a fun little addition. Even still in the making, it truly was a masterpiece.

As was the vast crater now bored into the mountainside hundreds of yards away...

"NATASH."

"... Works like a charm, now.~"

If one looked closely, they could not only hear, but see the captain; his particularly rotund, striped bottom gracefully poised before the heavens. He was "face down, ass up," as they say. Eventually finding whatever brand of cajones he needed to lift himself off the ground, he spun around, hard-favored face ruddy as his boots. He was coming.

"YOU IMBECILE."

It was surprising how fast a man of his constitution could move, actually...